A Living Sacrifice. Romans 12:1
Mark Lawrence























Jesus, already? Just wait until everyone decides they need a cancer screen.

'Cash for Clunkers' Runs Out of Gas

Or a liver transplant...

Racial Furor Pauses for White House Happy Hour

Or even a kick-ass garden...

Texas Fertilizer Fire Prompts Evacuation Recommendation

...Speaking of which, why is everything I love so highly-regulated?

House Approves New Food-Safety Laws

Or, just plain outlawed...

Alabama Ban of Wine with Nude Nymph a Market Tool

Speaking of banning, or eradicating...if you will...

Pablo Picasso
Blue Nude






















Boldly going where no white man currently goes...

GOP Senate Leader Endorses Sotomayor

...And speaking of more white people...

House Bill Is Moving Again as Democrats Strike Deal

...Or more correctly, "blue", as in "BlueDogs." What the hell is a BlueDog? How about we just use the term "Democrats?"

Reform Stance Puts Spotlight on Blue Dog Democrats

Although if humiliating Nancy Pelosi is part of their agenda, call me a BlueDog.

Blue Dog Days

Then again, nevermind.

Che Guevara
Andy Warhol





















Looks like Andy Warhol was onto something...

911 Caller in Gates Case to Hold News Conference Today

...Although it usually doesn't feel like 15 minutes...

Activists Planning Pot Legalization Ballot Measure for 2010

...And that's what she said...

Presidential Panel Eyes Shuttle Extension

And finally, for a bit of "he said...he said"...

Good Verse's Evil
John Sparacio

















I know...the normal human reaction to this story should be shocked, or saddened, or something like that. However, I prefer..."how cute."

AP NewsBreak: 1 NC Terror Suspect Still Sought

And speaking of which...I wonder if this guy ever went to a picnic at Lake Wobegon.

Minn. Somali to Plead Guilty to Terrorism Charge

First, healthcare...and now this?

Terror Case May Turn Fight in New Direction

And more healthcare...Great - how much is this going to cost me??!!

Ventura Doctor Works to Ban Biological Weapons on a Global Level

When will they ever learn...

Grey Cubism
David Ehlen














Wondering if "eye to eye" translates to the "mutual agreement of annihilation?"

Gates to PM: US, Israel See Eye-to-Eye on Iranian Nuke Threat

Speaking of which, feel free to re-interpret this one too...

Obama: Talks With China Are 'Essential Step Forward'

Of course, they would need to build the weapons that we will eventually destroy them with...

And in self-annihilation news...

Next Up for Sarah Palin? 'Maybe Moose Hunting,' Says Husband

Is "moose-hunting" Alaskan for "cashing huge TV checks?"

Just in time...

EU gives final OK to seal product ban

Finally, until we meet again...

Sugar Shack
Ernie Barnes

















To add more fuel to the health care debate fire...

French President Hospitalized

And perhaps lobbyists are indeed the answer...

Are Lobbyists Silver Lining in Health Care Storm?

And after this story, I guess lobbyists are looking even better. Or, New Jersey is just as wretched as I've been led to believe...

New Mayor's Corruption Arrest is Shocking, Even in New Jersey

...NJ is just a rough place all around...

Ex-'Idol' Contestant Struck, Killed by Car in NJ

And this guy is just made for New Jersey...

Calamity
Shawn McNulty















I'll bet computers scared the hell out of this guy...

Last British Army WWI Veteran Dead at 111

At least he didn't have to fight in this pit of death...

British Soldier Killed in Afghanistan

Or have to worry about this...

Should the Pentagon Ban Smoking in War Zones?

How about just banning war zones instead?

Ambushed by a Drug War

Finally, war is tough on everybody...